Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Randomize
