Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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