Christians are straight up FREAKS
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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