I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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