If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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