yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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