I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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