Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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