Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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