Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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