Betty ford says i'm here all night
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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