I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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