I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I think i got beer on your cat.
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