Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
im about as happy as oj after his trial
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I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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