plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
