Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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