Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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