After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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