I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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