yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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