He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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