Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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