yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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