i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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