Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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