Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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