just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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