i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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