Me too!
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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