And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
