why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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