At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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