Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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