dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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