Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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