In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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