The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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