D3 body, D1 cock
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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