My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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