I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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