how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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