We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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