we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Randomize
