My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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