you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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