I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
