Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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