if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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