Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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