It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
She even gives head with a lisp.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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