You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
