I'm really into asian looking animals
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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