8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I enjoy the company of your penis
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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