This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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