She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
The air taste purple.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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