I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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