i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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