a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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