at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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