If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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