Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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