oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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